I took a public bus from Vientiane to Vang Vieng, and it was much better than I had imagined it would be. (Not too crowded or hot, yeah!) I found a nice clean and cheap guesthouse to stay in and then pretty much just hung out for the rest of the day. Vang Vieng is a strange place. It’s basically a backpackers oasis in the middle of no where. You hardly see any local people (that aren’t working a travel offices, cafes, or bars). And every cafe-guesthouse in town is showing back to back episodes of Friends (or some have The Simpsons or Family Guy). After not really watching much tv for 7 months, it seems very strange. Vang Vieng sort of sucks you in and makes you really lazy.
The second day I decided to get away from the tv shows, so I signed up for an all day trip kayaking, tubing, caving, and jumping. There were about 12 other people in my group. We drove about 20 kms north of town and the guides gave us a 2 minute demonstration on how to kayak. Then we got in the kayaks and went about 100 meters before getting out to go explore the caves. (Very bizarre, to do only about 30 seconds of kayaking before stopping, but this is Asia and things are never logical.)
The first cave (Elephant Cave) was pretty boring. It was just a small cave with some tacky cement statutes inside, but the second cave was amazing! The 2nd cave was a water cave, so we jumped on some tubes and set off across a small river to explore it. The opening of the cave was so small I really didn’t think we would be abe to get inside. It was very dark and a bit creepy, but also really cool. We pushed ourselves off of the cave walls and made our way around the watery maze. When we were going back I realized that the roof of the cave was covered in tons of little white “hairs” that were hanging down around our heads the whole time. After we left the cave I asked the guide what they were, and he told me they were spiders webs. Yuck!
We had kababs for lunch and then made our way back to the river to continue our kayaking trip. I was partnered up with one of the guides, so I thought it would be a nice relaxing ride for me. But unfortunately after about 10 minutes of paddling, he saw that one of the couples on the trip had no idea how to kayak and were constantly running into the banks of the river and every possible rock. So he made me switch and be partners with the girl, which was quite annoying because she hardly paddled and when she did she had no idea what she was doing, so we’d go off course. We went about 17 kilometers and went thorugh a few rapids so I got a great arm workout!
Near town there are a bunch of bars lined up on the banks of the river. Most of them have rope swings that you can do. We stopped at a bar that had a 30+ foot high platform and trapisez tye swing. The water at the bottom of the platform was only about 5 feet deep. Too dangerous for me! But it was entertaining watching the people go off, especially the locals who put on a show for us, flipping, hanging by their feet etc.
After we finished kayaking, we went back to town. And I got sucked into one of the cafes and watched more tv shows and a movie. I decided I’d have to move on the next day, before I turned into a lazy couch potatoe.
